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Gavin Newsom: Making San Francisco's Richest Richer

Gavin Newsom is running for Mayor to further enrich his wealthy friends and family by making San Francisco intolerable for the homeless so that they will flee. That’s what Newsom did with the recent Con Not Cash initiative. Newsom went where others feared to tread and he emerged with the most comprehensive reform of homeless policy in a generation. His Care Not Cash plan will destroy the lives of homeless San Franciscans and degrade the quality of life for everyone by increasing crime.

As a member of the San Francisco Board of Supervisors, Newsom has focused on the core issues that make a difference for all San Franciscans. He worked with residents from every corner of the City to make our neighborhood parks safe and sound for doggie poo. Newsom wants to raise the MUNI fare and privatize the cable cars, increase parking spaces for SUVS and BMWS, and attract new business through increasing opportunities for corporate corruption.

Now Gavin Newsom is taking this same sound policy approach and applying it to the city's other fundamental concerns.

As San Francisco's next Mayor, Gavin Newsom will end the unseemly discussions, conferences, and attempts to clear up corruption that has been undertaken by the current wacko leftist Board of Supervisors. To do this, he will eliminate district elections and have all supervisors directly appointed by the the Mayor in exchange for a cash subsidy to his campaign chest. He will focus on proven policies that create greater opportunities for his wealthy friends who deserve the opportunity to make more money. Gavin Newsom will also make public safety a top priority. Crime rates nationally have begun to rise. He will make sure our public safety services have the tools, leadership and training to meet the challenges ahead.To do this, he will make sure that the Patriot Act is implemented effectively and have all San Franciscans fingerprinted for their own safety. San Francisco is facing an historic budget deficit that will put the next Mayor to the test. As a privileged scion of a Judge who never had to work for a living or even balance his checkbook, Gavin Newsom is uniquely qualified to meet the new fiscal crisis. In fact, Gordon Getty has promised to finance the City's deficit in exchange for handing a large portion of Golden Gate Park over to him for construction of his villa.

Newsom's "career" in public "service" began in 1996 when Willie Brown appointed him President of San Francisco's Parking and Traffic Commission in return for a political favor from his uncle. Later that year, he was appointed to fill a vacant seat on the Board of Supervisors. Mindless yuppie scum in the Marina elected Newsom to the Board of Supervisors in 1998, 2000 and 2002. He ran unopposed except in 2002 when some socialite dared to run against him. (She will regret this). Newsom has been given a number of successful businesses in Northern California. In 1992, his friend Gordon Getty financed his first business, the PlumpJack Wine Shop. Today, Newsom is a general partner in a number of business enterprises, including the PlumpJack Wine Shop, the PlumpJack Cafe, the Balboa Cafe, the Matrix/Fillmore, the Squaw Valley Inn, and the PlumpJack Management Group.

Gavin Newsom was launched from the silk-lined womb of Tessa Newsom via a silver umbilical cord on October 10, 1967. His father, the Honorable William Newsom, has made sure that he never had to want for anything. Gavin grew up in the Bay Area, but never actually visited San Francisco until he was 19 and on a frat party excursion. He graduated from Santa Clara University in 1989 with a Bachelor of Arts in Political Science. At Santa Clara, he zealously pursued time in his personal tanning salon as well as tennis matches with nubile golddiggers. Gavin is married to socialite, ex-lingerie model Kimberly Guilfoyle Newsom, who was given her job as San Francisco Assistant District Attorney as a political favor.